Home

Advertisement

Two Scoops of Crazy [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
hallandoatbran

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

(no subject) [Nov. 23rd, 2008|05:01 am]


Your Christmas is Most Like: The Muppet Christmas Carol



You tend to reflect on Christmas past, present, and future...

And you also do a little singing.

linkpost comment

Posted for bebopfaye [Nov. 19th, 2008|10:42 pm]
1.The love of my life:
2. Where you and I met:
3.Take a stab at my middle name:
4.How long you've known me:
5.The last time that we saw each other:
6.Would I ever go sky diving?
7.Your first impression of me upon meeting me/seeing me:
8.Am I funny?
9.My favorite type of music:
10.Can I sing?
11.The best feature about me:
12.What do I want to do more than anything?
13.What is one thing that you think I should do?
14.Do I have any special talents? If so, what are they?
15.Would you call me preppy, average, sporty, punk, hippie, glam, nerdy, snobby, or something else (what)?
16.Have you ever hugged me?
17.My favorite food:
18.Have you ever had a crush on me?
19.If there was one good nickname for me, it would be:
20.Your favorite memory of me:
21.If you and I were stranded on a desert island, I would bring:
22.Do I believe in God?
23.Who is my best friend?
24.Will you repost this so I can fill this out for you?
link2 comments|post comment

PG Porn (for those who love everything about porn.. but the sex!) [Oct. 9th, 2008|07:46 am]
I love Nathan Fillian!

link2 comments|post comment

(no subject) [Sep. 14th, 2008|04:39 pm]
Filled this one out 3 years ago, and decided to see how much I've changed since.

Just about every answer has changed.




Time started:
4:11 pm

First Name:
Trampas (yes that's my real name.)

Single or Taken:
Single, but would like to be taken (roughly in the barn)

Sex:
Yes please.

Birthday:
July 17

Siblings:
Brandy, Alvin, Doran

Eye color:
blue

Shoe size:
10 1/2

height:
5'8"

Innie or Outie:
Innie

What are you wearing right now:
jeans, red embroidered bowling shirt

Righty or lefty:
lefty!

Can you make a dollar in change right now:
Nope

----------------------------------------


---------------------
Relationships
-------------------------------------------------------------

Who are your closest friends:
I have a few

Do you have a BF or GF?
I do not.

Best place to go for a date:
moroccan restaurant

----------------------------------------------------------------------
Favorites...
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Favorite place to shop:
online. I don't even deal with grocery stores anymore since I can order online!

Favorite kind of pants:
jeans I guess.

Color:
I'm good at it. I stay in the lines..

Number(s):
500

Animal:
a muppet.

Drink:
I drink more iced tea than anything

Sport(s):
board gaming?

Fast-Food Place:
nothing really jumps out at me right now. Maybe Arbys.

Month:
October

Movie:
I've been on a Reefer Madness The Musical kick lately.

Juice:
OJ

Finger:
pinky.

Breakfast:
stuffed french toast

Favorite cartoon character(s):
The Tick, Meatwad, Captain Murphy, Quagmire
--------------------------------------------------------------
Have you ever
----------------------------------------------------------

Given anyone a bath:
Yes...

Smoked:
Yup.

Bungee:
thank you, no.

Made yourself throw-up:
I think to get out of going to school when I was a kid

Gone skinny dipping:
once...

Eaten a hot dog:
it's downright unamerican to not have eaten a hot dog

Put your tongue on a frozen pole:
yes, but I had hot water with me to get it off.

Loved someone so much it made you cry?
Absolutely.

Broken a bone:
NEVER!

Played truth or dare:
Truth be told, I most certainly have.

Been in a police car:
doing a ride along with my uncle

Been on a plane:
Twice. To Vegas and Back.

Been in a sauna:
yup. Not a big fan. I sweat in there.

been in a hot tub:
I used to have one. I miss that. Never slept as well as I did after I'd been in the hot tub.

swam in the ocean:
swam? no. Froliced? yes.

Fallen asleep in school:
I'm sure I did

Ran away?:
Twice. Once in first grade (my mom sent me back.) Ran away from second grade (and went to my mom's office AGAIN! Would I NEVER learn???)

Broken someone's heart:
perhaps

Cried when someone died:
yes

Cried in school:
when I was in first grade and got sent to the principals office.

Fallen off your chair:
yup

Sat by the phone all night waiting for someone to call?:
sure

Saved e-mails?
yup.

Fallen for one of your best friends?:
yup.

Made out with JUST a friend?:
yup

Used someone:
I don't think so. but maybe.

Been cheated on?:
yup

----------------------------------------------------------------
What is...
----------------------------------------------------------------

Your good luck charm:
my lucky kitty. of course, it's broken and glued back together...

Best song you ever heard:
right now, either "Just an old fashioned love song" by Paul Williams (KAZOO SOLO!!) or Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinead O'Conner

Stupidest thing you have ever done:
lit my crotch on fire while trying to launch artillery shells out a PVC launcher attached to the handlebars of my bike.

What's your room like:
walls covered in board games and other gaming paraphernalia

Last thing you said:
Have some fun

What is beside you:
my phone

Last thing you ate:
potatoes and onions.

What kind of shampoo do you use?:
it's minty and has a B on it.

Best thing that has happened to you this year:
probably the job at WSI. things were pretty bleak before that.

Worst thing that has happened to you this year:
dunno, there's been a few things I'd like to forget.
----------------------------------------
Have you had..
----------------------------------------

Chicken pox:
Yes

Sore Throat:
yup.

Stitches:
indeed

Broken nose:
Never.

----------------------------------------
Do You
----------------------------------------

Believe in love at first sight:
not anymore

Like picnics:
not really. Hate bugs, don't like heat or cold. Nature sucks.

Like school:
I do love learning things.
---------------------------------------
Would you/what is
---------------------------------------

Eat a live hamster for $1,000,000 dollars:
Sure...

If you were stuck on an island, what people would you want with you?:
Not Gilligan!!! He sucks! Probably MacGyver or one of the Mythbusters. Kari, if I can pick... :D

Who was the last person that called you:
Brandy

Who was the last person you slow danced with:
umm... I think some random karaoke person.

What makes you laugh the most?:
movies where animals and old people get hurt. (in real life, I abhore violence to them, but in a movie, it's funny!)

What makes you smile?:
Bob Ross, Mr. Rogers
--------------------------------------
Who is the last person
--------------------------------------

You yelled at:
I can't remember the last time I yelled.

Who broke your heart:
Erin

Who told you they loved you:
Brandy

Who is your loudest friend?:
if you can't think of anyone, doesn't that mean it's YOU??

------------------------------------------------------------
Do you/Are You:
------------------------------------------------------------

Do you like filling these out:
not as a rule, but every now and again. Fills the time!

Do you wear glasses or contacts:
geeky glasses

Do you like yourself:
sometimes twice a day.

Do you get along with your family:
Yes

Stolen anything over $50:
don't think so...

Obsessive?:
sometimes.

Compulsive?:
sometimes.

Anorexic?:
I was anorexic once, but then I got hungry.

Suicidal?:
not anymore

--------------------------------
Love Life
-------------------------------

Do you have a crush?
orange

If so, do they know?
maybe...

Have you truly told them how you feel, face to face?
Dear Soda, you look so tasty and delicious. I'm going to drink you now.

How did they respond?:
they let me drink them.

What is so great about them?:
they taste like orange!

Have you kissed anyone?
Course.

Coffee, tea:
coffee , with cream and sugar, iced tea with sweet n low or other "pink" sweetener

Phone or in person:
in person.

Are you oldest, middle, youngest or only child:
oldest

Indoor or outdoor:
Indoor

--------------------------------------------------
Final questions
-----------------------------------------------------------

How many people are you sending this to:
Hopefully a lot read this.

What are you listening to right now?:
nothing. I hear a fan in the other room.

What did you do yesterday:
karaoke

Where do you want to get married?
If I do it again.. wherever. I'm easy.

If you could change anything about yourself, what would it be?
loose the tummy. it makes it hard to buy clothes.

Are you a good driver?
Of course.

Are you a good Singer:
Always.

What do you dream about:
um.. I plead the fifth. Though some of you have heard them. And I'm sorry.

End Time:
4:30 pm
link3 comments|post comment

The BEST lunch. [Sep. 4th, 2008|03:22 pm]
[mood | thankful]

It was simple, but it was AMAZING.

First, 2 Hebrew National All Beef Hot Dogs, grilled in a frying pan for 5 to 7 minutes. While they were cooking, warm some Bush's Original Baked Beans in the microwave. Remove dogs from pan, and using REAL BUTTER (it's better than margarine. I've seen through the bullshit), toast the buns in the pan till they are golden brown.

Place dogs in buns, cover with beans.

Slip blissfully into heaven.

(seriously, they were so good I entertained the thought of opening a hot dog restaurant whilst eating them.)

(and if you want to put yourself into another dimension, put beans on ONE, and put CRUSHED PINEAPPLE on the other. OH MY GOD. Divine. )
link5 comments|post comment

Board Game Bonanza Podcast episode 1 [Sep. 2nd, 2008|08:01 pm]
link4 comments|post comment

Geeky things I need. (or want badly. Potaato, potahto.) [Aug. 22nd, 2008|05:50 am]
http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/plush/9fc6/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/cubegoodies/8cff/

http://www.thinkgeek.com/geektoys/rc/a917/
link3 comments|post comment

A ranty-rant. I apologize in advance. [May. 19th, 2008|05:46 am]
[mood | irate]

It's time for a rant.

I spent last night listening to right wing talk radio at work. It's what I do. I play the show over the air, so it's not like I'm listening to it on purpose. It makes me so angry.

But it's not just the GOP.

A guy called in while they were discussing gay marriage being legalized in California by the supreme court (which I can only assume is a normal court with sour cream). And they took it in turn to shout at each other. For 8 minutes.

And NEITHER ONE listened to ANYTHING the other said.

I don't like to discuss politics or religion with people as a whole. They are sometimes sensitive or charged issues and while a good debate is fun, that's not what typically happens when those issues are covered. Instead, it's like the guys on the radio. Especially when it comes to religion. And since the vast majority of people's political views are derived from their religious views, it tends to go the same way.

I like to think of myself as open minded. But when listening to right wing radio, I know that's not true. I'm not open to what they're saying. I find myself instead getting angry because of THEIR closemindedness, rather than upset with myself for being unable to fully listen to and ponder their ideas. And it's a fault. But it's a fault that I'm sure I'm not the only one suffering from.

When I say I'm open minded, what I think I mean is that I'm open to things that are not the mainstream viewpoint in this country. I think gay marriage should be legal. Why not? They should have to suffer and get divorced just like the rest of us. (Jaded? No!) I think marijuana should be legalized. I don't smoke it, never have, but there has never been a death due to marijuana overdose. Say that about alcohol. It helps people with medical issues. It also opens up hemp farming, which could be a huge boost to the economy in my area. I'm open to that. I even think prostitution should be legalized. It's happening, it's the oldest profession, it's not going away, so it should be taxed and regulated. It'd be safer for all involved.

As far as religions themselves, I respect Judaism. I respect their beliefs and tradition. I respect Islam. The people of the Islamic faith that I have met in my life have been amazing. They embraced me as family. I respect Buddhists. You've got to respect people who follow the only major religion not responsible for war, ever. They too have always been gracious and wonderful to me. I haven't met anyone who is Hindu, but I've read about their religion, and think their acceptance of other religions as simply alternate paths to the same end is very respectable. I respect Christianity, as a whole. Being that it's the religion I'm most exposed to, I suppose that lends itself to being the one that I'm most exposed to badly. There are certain Christians who I have COMPLETE respect for. There are some that claim to be Christians but don't seem very Christlike to me. But it's their religion, and far be it from me to judge them. I figure if I can see through it, the big guy upstairs can too.

My point is this. When I say I'm open minded, it means that I'm open to views in ALL these areas. I don't agree with all of them, but I'm open to them. They have merit and deserve respect and consideration, and should NEVER be dismissed outright. People should educate themselves about other religions. There is nothing to me so disrespectful of another person as letting your church/synagogue/mosque simply tell you what you should think of others. Take the time to learn about them, about the people that follow them, about the history that surrounds them. Open your mind to the realization that we're a global society now, and that with that comes the responsibility to TRY and understand the others on the globe.

Don't think of Muslims as the fringe groups that get all of the media attention. (And by the way, the whole 72 virgins thing is NOT in the Qur'an.. Nothing in the Koran specifically states that the faithful are allotted 72 virgins apiece. For this elaboration we turn to the hadith, traditional sayings traced with varying degrees of credibility to Muhammad. Hadith number 2,562 in the collection known as the Sunan al-Tirmidhi says, "The least [reward] for the people of Heaven is 80,000 servants and 72 wives, over which stands a dome of pearls, aquamarine and ruby." It's not even in the Qur'an, and most say the quote isn't even from Muhammad.) Don't think of Christians as the radical groups you see on tv (if Fred Phelps is a REAL Christian, may God have mercy on us all.) Don't forget that Muslims, Jews, and Christians all worship the SAME GOD. (Yes, Muslims call him Allah. You know what Allah means? It's the Arabic word for THE God. They're saying their god, which is, if you're a Jew or Christian, YOUR god, is The God. So say thank you.)

LOVE EACH OTHER! No matter what you believe, I HOPE we can all agree on that. There's not near enough love in this world. Instead of fighting about who's right and who's wrong, how about just loving your fellow man? How about respecting them?

Those two yahoo's on the radio who were arguing without hearing.. they don't get it.

No matter who gets elected*, if people don't start respecting their fellow man, it's not going to matter. Because everyone will have already lost.

*by the way.. as far as the election goes... it probably doesn't matter who gets in. I commend ALL of them for even WANTING the job. Would you? I sure wouldn't want to be the one responsible for cleaning up this mess. They can have it.

By the way... if you're looking for an unbiased overview of the major world religions, I recommend "The World's Religions" by Huston Smith. It's fairly comprehensive and pretty easy to understand. It's definitely worth the read.
link7 comments|post comment

Who wants to bike me??? [May. 13th, 2008|05:45 pm]
http://freewheelbike.com/itemdetails.cfm?catalogId=249&id=6486

My birthday is coming..... :D
link2 comments|post comment

Vote for my mom and sister! [May. 7th, 2008|10:31 am]
Vote for Suzi and Brandy! They need a day off!!

http://www.1011thefarm.com/node/711370

Thanks!!!
link2 comments|post comment

Like Summer Camp, without the bugs! [Apr. 15th, 2008|10:57 pm]
Color Wars 2008!

"We used to play color wars at summer camp. Near the end of the year the entire camp would split up into colors, red, green, black, blue, etc... and compete in a series of events: tug of war, egg toss, basketball - sort of like the movie Meatballs, except all within the same camp.

During the summer we were divided into discreet units, older kids here, younger kids there, Hiawathans by the lake Tawasenthans by the ropes course, etc... But when it came time for color wars you had no idea who would be on your team. It was a release, and it was viciously fun.

So, for a while I've been thinking about how a color war might look online. How would you play tug of war, or other group games that were silly, time limited, and awesome... and more importantly how could you create teams within an already functioning environment to have that same people-mash-up effect that we did at camp.

Twitter seemed perfect."

All the information you need to play is at colorwar2008.com. I'm a member of Team Sweater Vest. We need more snappily dressed campers to make this summer the best one of them all!

Some of the upcoming events include a Google Maps Scavenger Hunt and (the one I joined for) a Smacktalk Haiku contest!

Come play with me!

Twitter : Hallandoatbran
linkpost comment

What I Want... [Apr. 14th, 2008|08:36 am]
Love Story at Marvin Gardens

I love watching the gentle tresses of her hair
hang over the squares on the monopoly board
She has just purchased a house at Marvin Gardens
not the most exciting property, true
but certainly a step up from my apartment on Baltic.

When I turn the block and tap on the window to say
I owe you rent and I love what you’ve done with these flowers
she says "save it
join me for this roast, I’m celebrating, I just won
second prize in a beauty contest."

Even though she’s judged secondarily beautiful and
as we eat the roast no one is winning
it seems that this moment is the elusive prize.
And that’s how I think of your hair and our love right now
waving over the rules and the paper money:
a thing that doesn’t need to be owned, to be ours.

Scott Poole
linkpost comment

Numberwang 1x01 [Apr. 10th, 2008|06:08 am]

That's Numberwang!
link4 comments|post comment

Singing Songs [Apr. 8th, 2008|03:03 am]
For anyone who isn't on my myspace page... I've been recording songs every night for the last couple of nights and posting them for your listening pleasure.

They're here
http://www.myspace.com/superchubbyband

I hope you like them!
link5 comments|post comment

My Guitar Hero... [Mar. 26th, 2008|04:57 am]
linkpost comment

(no subject) [Mar. 17th, 2008|01:11 pm]
Happy St Patty's day everyone!


linkpost comment

WWNPHD? [Dec. 4th, 2007|08:08 am]
link2 comments|post comment

Magazines I'd Like To Subscribe To.... [Nov. 23rd, 2007|06:27 am]



link1 comment|post comment

Cranberry Sauce: If It Wasn't Supposed To Come From a Can, Why Did God Put Ridges On It? [Nov. 21st, 2007|02:44 pm]
One thing can take turkey from just a tasty holiday meal to an almost religious experience... Cranberry Sauce.

I'm not talking about the homemade, crushed cranberry relish with things like orange peel or walnuts or mayonnaise or Red Bull mixed into it, which falls off your fork in a kind of coleslaw-y fashion and shplucks on your plate leaving you cold and alone. No, what I'm talking about is the sweet ambrosia of the gods that slides gracefully out of a tin can and stands proud, of its own volition. It's a deep maroon, and looking into it is like looking into your own soul... If you soul was made from cranberries and some kind of gelatin. (Which I'm pretty sure souls are actually made of, otherwise, why would the devil want souls so badly?? He's in Hell, fire all around, and he's trying to make the best of it... if it's ROASTING all the time, what would you do? That's right, you'd stuff some Stove Top in a bird and wait till the little plastic syringe timer thing popped out, grab some poor saps tasty cranberry soul, make some potatoes, and have yourself a merry little Christmas... but I think this might be better suited for a separate entry.)

Now some people insist that there's only one way to serve this jellied tastiness. They say that you need to slice the can into medallions, fan them ever so slightly on a plate, add a serving spoon or cake knife, and present. (I've also seen people HACK it into little bits in a bowl with a spoon, but that just seems so cruel...)

But I think I have devised the perfect way to serve cranberry sauce. Stand the sauce on it's end (think of what it looked like in the can, then remove the metal parts. It looks like a can..) Then slice it like a giant layer cake. Place one of these wedges on your plate, and get ready to be amazed. Take your fork, and cut through the wedge, creating a bite-sized triangular shaped piece of heaven. Add one bite of turkey, combine, and prepare for a magical moment. But no amount of science or technique or flibberty flew can change the main idea of this whole thing...... turkey is tasty, but as the good book says (Betty Crocker, I mean), "Jellied Cranberry Sauce from a can is next to Godliness." Or something like that.
link6 comments|post comment

The ONLY reason I want to visit NYC... [Sep. 30th, 2007|11:20 am]
Point Break LIVE!

extends run thru May 12!
Point Break LIVE!, the absurdist stage adaptation of the 1992 Keanu Reeves/Patrick Swayze extreme-sports blockbuster, tells the story of former college football star Johnny Utah (Reeves in the film), as he pursues the surfing, bankrobbing, skydiving, bare-hand-fighting, adrenaline junkie cum Zen Master, Bodhi Sattva. The Brechtian blockbuster, which garnered a "Seattle P-I Best of Seattle 2004" award during its run in the Northwest, features armed robbery, big-wave surfing, car chases, explosions, and no less than two extended skydiving sequences.

Best of all, you could be the next Johnny Utah... the starring role of Keanu will be selected at random from the audience each night, and will read their entire script off of cue-cards. This method manages to capture the rawness of a Keanu Reeves performance, even from those who generally think themselves incapable of acting.

"The worse it gets, the better it gets. Sensationally idiotic."
-- Seattle P-I Theatre Review

Beer and wine available at the theatre's bar.

Recommended for ages: 13+
link5 comments|post comment

navigation
[ viewing | most recent entries ]
[ go | earlier ]

Advertisement